Puns related to religion
I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants. Pope: There’s an image of Jesus in the margarine! Dalai Lama: I can’t believe it’s not Buddha! They say the Sistine Chapel has the best ceiling. I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s certainly up there. My friend didn’t pay his exorcist, so he got repossessed. First two wise men: “We bring you gold and frankincense. Third wise man: “But wait — there’s myrrh.”