Puns related to religion

I wanted to be a Gregorian monk, but I never got the chants.



Pope:  There’s an image of Jesus in the margarine!

Dalai Lama:  I can’t believe it’s not Buddha!



They say the Sistine Chapel has the best ceiling.  I don’t know if it’s the best, but it’s certainly up there.



My friend didn’t pay his exorcist, so he got repossessed.



First two wise men:  “We bring you gold and frankincense.

Third wise man:  “But wait — there’s myrrh.”






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Since the late 1960s Glen Anderson has devoted his life to working as a volunteer for peace, nonviolence, social justice, and progressive political issues. He has worked through many existing organizations and started several. Over the years he has worked especially for such wide-ranging goals as making peace with Vietnam, eliminating nuclear weapons, converting from a military economy to a peacetime economy, abolishing the death penalty, promoting nonviolence at all levels throughout society, and helping people organize and strategize for grassroots movements to solve many kinds of problems. He writes, speaks, and conducts training workshops on a wide variety of topics. Since 1987 he has produced and hosted a one-hour cable TV interview program on many kinds of issues. Since 2017 he has blogged at https://parallaxperspectives.org He lives in Lacey near Olympia WA. You can reach him at (360) 491-9093 glen@parallaxperspectives.org